Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Ahmadinejad Reports for Martyrdom!


BREAKING (Top Secret): Ahmadinejad's National Security and Defense Plan: I will join the people of *Natanz in case the US is planning to bomb Iran's nuclear energy sites. And I hereby invite all of my countymen to join me in this martyrdom-breeding (Shahid Parvar) nation of Imam Mahid and Allah.

The alarming message here is that the pious Ahmadinejad and the followers of the ultra-religious Shi'ia sect, the Hojjatieh, will not be deterred by the Western mindset of mutually assured distraction (MAD) that kept the Soviets in check. President Ahmadinejad (Previously, Mahmood Saborjian) and his followers are no different than those fanatical religious cultists we are all familiar with, David Koresch and the Branch Davidians and Jim Jones and his bizarre followers. Yes, there are many other end of the world cults but how many are on a clear course to obtain nuclear weapons to fulfill their religious prophecy and are clearly willing to sacrifice a nation of 70 million people.

From Wiki:
*In 2002, Alireza Jafarzadeh revealed the existence of a secret nuclear facility designed to enrich uranium extracted from the Yazd province using centrifuge technology. The Natanz site, located near a major highway in Isfahan province of Iran.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I wish Americans would say they wanted to bomb the Nataz area on a certain date and hour. Then the whole people in the country would ask Iranian leaders to go there and become shadids !! I wonder what they would do. I'm sure they would start saying they have been visited in dreams by holy prophets and Imams with circles of lights around their heads (like Ahmadi's!) and told that they are forbidden to become martyrs and leave the people !! Imagine the beauty of the country without all these thieves. If American leaders only had a sense of humor!