Sex Advice via Sharia

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It is mentioned that Imam Sadegh, one of the twelve holy figures in Shia after the Prophet, stated, “Whenever the prophet wanted to marry a woman, he would send someone to see her. He would tell them, ’smell her neck, because if that smells good, she would smell good and look at her ankle, because if that is fat, she would have a fat vagina‘.

This is not a joke made by infidels. This, in fact, is a quote form a holy figure in Shia mentioned in the book “The Couple’s Sexual Relatiosheeps, basis of Islamic View [the exact title of the book as mentioned on its back cover]”. A quick search shows that this book is in fact indexed in many Iranian Islamic institutions, including a major Islamic university. Here, a few other of the quotes mentioned in the book are translated into English. All these quotes are extracted from the Shia literature.

Ali, the first Imam, The one who wants to enjoy the sex should marry short square-shouldered brunet. I guarantee the joy.
The prophet: Indeed women are objects for pleasure. Do benefit from them.
Imam Sadegh: The prophet asked a man if he had been fasting, said no, if he had been giving out food, said no, so he said, “Go home and have sex with your wife because it is like handout for her.”
Imam Sadegh: Nothing invites the angels like a man having passionate sex with his wife.
Imam Sadegh: If you do not mention God’s name while penetrating, devil will push his penis in alongside yours and will take part in the fetus.
See more pages in the book, in Persian, here. The text of the book can be found below.
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"Ummah.com: Is It OK to Kill Children and Rape Women?"

This lovely tradition started from the very beginning of Islam. The most (in)famous incident* is the slaughtering of all the men of a Jewish tribe while their women and children were taken as slaves. This all happened under the direct command of the peaceful prophet Muhammad.
Note that Islam allows a man to have four wives and an unlimited number of sex slaves -- a "tradition" that survives to this day.
* I've written about Banu Quraiza here.