Southern Comfort

Subject: Southern Comfort {Hospitality}

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R."


Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land
on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.


Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land
westbound on runway 9R."


Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great.


Pause: Static...


Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC!- ATLANTA ATC!"


Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"


Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.


Atlanta ATC: Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be
careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- y'all hear?

h/t to Mick!!