Southern Comfort
Subject: Southern Comfort {Hospitality}
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land
on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land
westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great.
Pause: Static...
Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC!- ATLANTA ATC!"
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.
Atlanta ATC: Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be
careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- y'all hear?
h/t to Mick!!
4 comments:
cute!
Hee Hee!!!
LMAO!
This is how things should be in real world!LOL
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